Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The Uphill Struggle

Because there are simply far too few caffeine/guarana products on the market, we now have Headshot, the energy bar for gamers:



We don't need such fancy shenanigans here at resplendent Monkey Butler towers. We have this crap:

3 comments:

R said...

I just can't help but think that "High Impact Stimulation [drink]" ought also to be the health warning plastered across Grant.

In short, I am suspicious.

Unknown said...

grant needs more than a warning plastered across him, he needs to walk around in an opaque perma-quarantine-like bubble with massive death spikes protruding around the circumference so as no one has ANY chance of getting anywhere near him, EVER, even a little bit.

Dave said...

Massive death spikes? Increase his killing power? I'm not sure that's the way to go. I've already got a large burlap sack, I just need a few bricks and we can send him to kitten heaven, along with all the bikes and shopping trolleys.